Monday 21 December 2015

Keep Calm and Reclaim Karachi!


While usually the USP of Sunday mornings is the alarm-free dawn, this Sunday was exciting for a bigger reason – The Super Savari Express tour of Karachi that we had booked for the four of us – me, my husband, my daughter and our house-help. All four of us are from Lahore and my life in Karachi generally runs between do and teen talwar, so going all over town seeing different parts of Karachi was a pretty exciting prospect.

At 8 in the morning, with swollen faces, we met our fellow tourists and Jehanzeb, the tour operator, outside the Super Savari office in Saddar, behind Karachi Gymkhana.


We were super excited to see our ride – a signature Pakistani bus decorated with colorful truck art from the outside as well as the inside! It cannot get more Pakistani than that!



We first went up to the Super Savari office which was no less than a treat – truck art slogans decorated the walls and red fairy lights lit up the place. The office desk itself was a ‘theyla-cart’ decorated with truck art – I thought the idea was quite original. Lots of truck art frames were up for sale – I’d suggest spend a few $$$ on those if you don’t already own such pieces. I heart them. For details about the tour and how to book, you can check out their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/superkarachiexpress/?fref=ts.


The office door opens to this..
Home Decoration (itmes for sale)
Wouldn't mind a wall like that in my house!
Paul Smith shoes anyone?
 After the formalities were taken care of, the ‘Super Savari Family’ hopped on to the bus – the chicken-hearted took the seats inside while the more adventurous sat at the top!


The ride through the empty streets in the usually congested and polluted Karachi was an absolute treat. The crisp, clean air and the need for shawls added the X-factor to the city tour. We started off the tour from the Abdullah Haroon Road, formerly known as the Victoria Road from the British times. The State Guest House on this road happened to be the first Prime Minister House in Pakistan – its address being 10 Vitoria Road (sounds like 10 Downing Street address of the Prime Minister House in Great Britain). We passed by the Sindh National Assembly, the High Court and the first Free Masons Lodge in Pakistan (now Sind Wildlife Dept) with Jehanzeb telling us interesting bits of history. We even passed by what Jehanzeb called us ‘our version of the Trafalgar Square’ – this round about had hundreds of pigeons and we made them fly as the bus roared past them. At 8 in the morning, this sight was indeed beautiful.


The bus then took us into the heart of Saddar, Elphinstone Street, where it parked and we got down. We got a walking tour of Saddar, with the stories of various historical buildings being narrated to us.  We saw buildings owned by the Portuguese and by the Belgian (with European architecture), a mosque built by  Kattchi Memons,  the Parsi Dar e Meher and a Bori mosque (with North African Architecture) showing that Karachi is indeed the melting pot of Pakistan where you get so much religious and cultural diversity. 




As you walk around Saddar, and take a closer look at some of the colonial buildings you see architectural details you see in Europe. With good imagination and memories from Vienna if you have been, you will be able to see these buildings in their times of glory. Now, they are cracking and unkept, ‘khandar-type’ facades of buildings with renovated interiors. Sadness. Otherwise, with a tourism budget and without paan peeks, we too could have had something like the Viennese city centre. Also as you walk around, more than breakfast at this point, you might want a ‘jharoo’  to clean up the garbage that pollutes our beautiful city. Shame to the city government.

Suba ka suraj, scooter aur kachra.
As you walk some more, you see little street hawkers get ready for daily business – pathans opening stacks and stacks of cloth which you would probably get at amazing prices, chai walas brewing fresh tea and desi bakery walas making bread and biscuits – which btw make the streets actually smell so nice and make you super hungry. Now, finally we stopped for breakfast at a typical Karachi dhaba and ate hari mich walay omlettes with parathas to our heart’s content. They also serve really nice mix-chai.



Post nashta, we stopped at the Tit Bit book stall, saw a mandir as well as a gurdwara. We also saw the New Memon Mosque – reminiscent of the  Badshahi mosque with its white domes and red structure – not as grand of course,  but grand enough to make you wonder – why didn’t I ever see it? Why didn’t I even know about it?! The courtyard of the mosque was tiled with flooring that looked like individual jaa-e-namaazes – which I found quite interesting.  

Tit Bit book shop




It was wonderful to stop at the Big Ben of Karachi – The Merewhether Clock Tower – which I have always found interesting but could never stop to have a clear look because of traffic AND the fear of getting mugged. Getting a closer look at it today reminded me of the towers of the Rathaus towers in Vienna in terms of architecture – of course this is just a single tower, but it is beautiful.


like totallys

St.Patrick’s Cathedral was our next stop. The white marble structure decorated with statures of angels and behind it the cathedral itself, made of beige stones during the British Raj – so marvelous.


The tour usually ends here but today was special – we were treated to seeing one more place – the newly rejuvenated Eduljee Dinshaw Road!  And that was made possible as one the people responsible for this great effort and venture, the architect Shahid Abdullah Sahab, was on this tour with us! When we walked inside we saw people working hard to set up the area for the official inauguration event to be held this evening (13th December, 2015). This street was basically a dump yard, serving two prestigious architectural landmarks of Karachi: Karachi Port Trust building and the Imperial Custom House. With joint efforts and finances of some private sector companies, this area has been refurbished, decorated with Victorian style lamp posts, fountains, benches and freshly laid stone walkways.  The rehabilitation of this road has also been covered by Sharmin Obaid Chinoy. The intention is to make it a pedestrian zone.


Names of Private Sector Donors. Awesome people.
When Shahid Sahab narrated his vision to us, I could clearly imagine this street looking like a street in Paris, lined with bistros and musicians and artists and happy people. Too optimistic? Maybe? Maybe not. Maybe more of maybe not! Though I was already in awe of our history and the colonial heritage and the potential our city holds as being a tourist destination, at this point, I felt SO, SO proud of our people. The trustees of this project took out the time AND money from their OWN pockets to clean up and reclaim a street of our city, to give back to their city – spending half a million a month over the last 9 months to give their vision the colour of reality. What an amazing act of patriotism.

We are a lazy bunch of people, true. But maybe all we need is a push. We want to change things. We want our city back. We want to feel we own it – and we do own it. We need to come out on the streets. We need to come out and enjoy our food, our history, our people. We need to take our cameras out and show the world what we are about. Karachi is about Pathans and Afghans and Punjabis and Sindhis and Balochis and Sunnis and Shias and Boris and Sikhs and Hindus and Parsis and Christians. Karachi is multi -cultural, multi-lingual and that’s what makes it vibrant, tolerant, refreshing and beautiful! Till we don’t take pride in ourselves, we will not be able to change the perception the rest of the world holds about us. Instead of apologizing for what a few hundreds do, let us celebrate the good things the thousands do.


What was the best part of the tour? I guess many would ask as a lot of the stops on this tour are places we see every day while going about our daily business. But the very fact that we were a group of ‘burgers’ out on the streets of Saddar with our ‘bags’ and phones and some of us with our cameras too, enjoying what our beautiful city has to offer, fearless, was a THING in itself. That is the best part for me. The sense of security, the sense of ownership. So thank you Super Savari for this brilliant idea and Jehanzeb for being a super duper tour guide. Thank you for making us love Karachi even more today!

So take out 2500 rupees from your pocket ‘coz I’ve got your next Sunday morning planned for you.

Ye watan hamara hai, ham hein paasbaan iskey!

Monday 30 November 2015

Keep Calm & Enjoy Balochistan

A Sunday trip to Kund Malir Beach in Balochistan from Karachi seems to be the new fad. We too, decided to go and booked a tour with The Globetrotters – a tour company started by a group of young men, offering a super affordable package of Rs.2500/Person. This includes the transport, breakfast, lunch and them taking you to some of the most beautiful hidden (now slowly being revealed) treasures of Balochistan. Since Raheel Sharif’s “Pakistan Cleansing campaign” has started, these places don’t ‘seem’ to have security issues anymore – otherwise a few years back, a day-trip to Balochistan from Karachi wouldn’t even be considered an option.

We booked our tickets on the phone at 03331227899 and the tickets were delivered to us by their rider. That was extremely convenient – otherwise going to their office in Gulistan-e-Johar from Clifton would have been a daunting – and possibly never-happening – task, given the traffic and crazy work schedules of today.

We assembled at Johar Morh at about 4:45am on Sunday morning. A bus and the Globetrotters’ guides were waiting for us there.  We parked our car here and got on the bus.



The jazzy bus interior


#DiscoMeinKhisko

Bear in mind that in the winters it can be pretty cold (compared to normal Karachi standards) so:

Tip # 1:  do carry a shawl or a jacket with you – more so to be able to deal with the blast chiller in the air-conditioned bus.

The AC of our bus could either be ON or OFF – there was no temperature control. Hence, people in shorts (or women in lawn suits) without a jacket had the potential of dying – Cause of death: Below Freezing Point Temperatures in the bus.


That is how I dealt with the AC
Those without proper layers had to deal with the blast chiller like this:


Socks used to block the AC
The bus took off and for the next 2 hours we had the bumpiest and jumpiest rides of our lives – Hence:

Tip # 2: Try to get seats in the front part of the bus. If you are unlucky enough to get seats at the back end, you might feel your organs slowly getting detached from your rib cage due to the jhatkas and matkas of the bus.

Tip # 3: Carry a neck pillow – since it will still be the ‘middle of the night’ for most, getting some sleep over the next 2 hours will be quite useful.

In 2 hours time we stopped at a dhaba (Cafe Saabireen) for breakfast, on the highway that takes you from Karachi to Quetta.



They serve yummy parathas, eggs and some really nice mix chai.



Here you will also get the opportunity to use the bathroom. I am assuming you will be ready to compromise and use the bathroom despite its beauty.

Tip # 4: Carry ample tissues, wet wipes and hand sanitizer to deal with the gravity of the situation.

The bus took off again and most people slept again. Those who are more excited than others (like me) about being in Balochistan for the first time and like to revise their O levels geography can stay up and gaze out at the terrain. You will get the chance to corroborate that the geography book was right. Balochistan is basically about vast sandy lands with scattered vegetation – mostly shrubs.

In another 2 hours we reached the newly famous Kund Malir Beach where some of The Globetrotters guides got off the bus to arrange the hut and lunch and then the bus took us ahead to see the Princess of Hope in the Hingol National Park. Here, you have the option of getting down and staying at the beach – which, in my opinion, would be a mistake. Those who go ahead come back to enjoy the beach in about 1.5-2 hours time.

Now you will start enjoying the terrific views of the Makran Coastal Highway – that can take you straight to Gawadar if you wish. It takes you along stretches of amazing terrain – with sandy, larger than life mountainous structures on one side and spectacular views of the Arabian Sea on the other. You will get to see steep rocky cliffs, clay mountains and sand dunes in beautiful shades of gold during this 20-30 minutes drive. The bus stopped at the point where you can clearly see the Princess of Hope – the name given to a lady-looking type rock by Angelina Jolie! I can totally see SRK singing 'suraj hooa madham' with Kajol here. We were given 30 minutes to trek up to the princess of hope and see aerial views of the area.










The trek to the Princess of Hope was not really physically challenging but was a bit daunting given the steepness of the rocks.

Tip # 5: This trek is not meant for your Tory Burches or any shoes that you love and paid a lot for. Wear trainers for best grip over the grainy ground.

The soil is super sandy and by the end of your exploration you will feel like the skin of your feet resembles that of an elephant. However, embracing nature was the fun part of it!

Tip # 6: If you are on this trip with toddlers, avoid the trek. The foothills are also amazing for exploration and photo ops. You will feel like you are in Petra, Jordan!If you haven't been, Google to confirm.

You also get to see our very own version of the Sphinx of Giza – natural though, not made by ancient Egyptians, which makes it all the more amazing!



On the way back to Kund Malir, the bus stops for a beautiful photo op. Those who were not really touristy types on this tour were also in awe. The views here were just breath-taking. With only the hot air balloons missing, you feel like you are in Cappadocia, Turkey! If you haven't been, google to confirm.




The tour takes you back to the beach at about 12 PM. Now, you are given 3 hours to rest, stretch, have lunch and debate whether this beach reminds you of golden sand beaches of Thailand, Sri Lanka or Dubai. The water is crystal clear and super refreshing – especially at this time of the year when temperatures are not that high.

Tip # 7: Carry a towel and change of clothes if you intend to go into the water. For toddlers, carry sand toys.






You also get time to use a fairly clean bathroom here. Chicken karahi, roti and chilled drinks are served for lunch at around 2 PM.

Tip # 8: Carry your own snacks like chips, biscuits and bakery savoury items because waiting for lunch can be a challenging task for many after swimming. If you are travelling with toddlers, carry their snacks/food with you.

After lunch and relaxation, and a great deal of happiness that this indeed is Pakistan, the bus leaves the beach at around 3 and makes a short diversion to see the Hinglaj Mata Temple,a mandir in a cave, which is in another part of the Hingol National Park. The landscape here was just breathtaking – especially at 3:30- 4 when the sun is preparing to set and the soft light peeps through the huge rocky structures. The landscape takes on a shade of gold in this dramatic light. The sound of ripples of a little stream and hundreds of birds chirping make this place an ideal place of worship. Whichever religion you belong to, you will surely marvel at the creation of God. If Mogli from Jungle Book or dinosaurs from Jurassic Park jumped in here, I don't think I'd be surprised. It is the perfect setting for a Hollywood film. You get an opportunity to use the bathroom again here.






Mannats

The saadhu in the temple tells you ancient stories of a king named Hingol who lived more than 200,000 years ago and his interaction with Kaali Mata, according to Hindu belief.





After spending about 30 minutes here, the bus leaves for Karachi. You stop for a short photo op to see the place from where Muhammad Bin Qasim entered Sindh in 712 AD. I found that pretty exciting.


The bus on its way to Karachi stops again at the same dhaba where it stopped for breakfast. If you are close to death from hunger, you can have daal/karahi types dinner with roti or get refreshed with a hot cup of mix chai. The bus driver keeps honking so this break is kinda short.

Tip # 9: Carry some cash for any additional eating you may want to do here.

We reached Karachi at around 9 PM. Timing- wise the tour was spot on.

We had a great experience with The Globetrotters. The staff was polite, friendly, and open to all kinds of suggestions. Plus, in Rs.2500, it was complete paisa-wasool. I’d pay more for this sort of a trip any day!

This was the kind of a day-trip I’d make and pay for anywhere else in the world. The only sad part is that our government doesn’t have a decent budget for developing travel and tourism in our beautiful country. I hope in some years time the coast of this beach will also be lined with restaurants, hotels and entertainment and the sky will have hot air balloons flying like in Cappadocia (wishful thinking?). We lack nothing in terms of variety of seasons and natural beauty – with security, good administration and awareness about how to keep our country clean, we can be the next top travel destination!

Pak sar zameen shaad baad, kishwar-e-haseen shaad baad – Indeed!

*This article was published in TGIF Magazine, Daily Times